Ebay comments i have to deal with... (updated regularly lol)

[Tommo]

Dan, I cant help thinking that if you run a business selling novelty stickers and tshirts and stuff, then you are asking for these kind of retarded customers.

I mean, do you ever look at some of your products and think "who the hell would want to buy that?"

 

[DKnight]

and another good one, first, and only email:

"Dear brownstickers,

i want to no were my item is
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- benflan23"

[DKnight]

OH THE BEST TO DATE

email to the website

"Dear Volkswagen stickers,
 
I have a vw campervan and was excited when I first found your site as I was looking for stickers for my van. Looking through your selection I became more and more disappointed and amazed at the offensive tone of some of your products. How on earth can you think it's acceptable in 2010 to sell stickers that say things like "If you can read this you're not an immigrant", "No fat chicks" and "Women can't drive for shit"??
Sadly it would seem that the macho, sexist and racist male is still alive and well.
 
I now have no intention of buying anything from you and will spread the word about your offensive products.
 
Kate Best.
 
 "

made me chuckle.

[supercharged spaniel]

probably a fat lezbot

[scotsjohn]

 
I now have no intention of buying anything from you and will spread the word about your offensive products.
 
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Looks like business will be picking up Dan.
 

[lance]

use her email to search see what she looks like on facebook

[DKnight]

i replied saying please do spread the word

yeah her email has the number "61" in it so i guess she is oldish

strange to email tho, like i will miss her business

[supercharged spaniel]

Search her on facebook or mail me her ad and I'll add her lol

[DKnight]

she aint on facebook lol

[jez1272gt]

^^ thats brilliant. As i read it i thought to myself i bet thats a woman who wrote that... Its light hearted fun not racist and sexist.. like she siad its 2010!!!!!!!!!!! 

[DKnight]

and another addition for today

message i got today (12th February)

"Dear brownstickers,

hi i have bought two stickers from you on the 10th of feb and payed via paypal the same minuite and was just wondering when you are goin to send them ?

cheers XXXX"



and feedback the same person left 2 days ago

"spot on !first ebay buy and went perfect all came fine v quick and mint quality"


*sigh....

[djtez]

Obviously he just wanted to be dominant lol

I've never actually looked on your Ebay account, i'll deffo need to check them out now if people are "appalled"  !

[DKnight]

and todays excitement, this is my reply to someone opening a paypal dispute 7 days after buying an item


"Hello

Sorry for the problems with your order, but please all the questions you ask can be answered by yourself.

We select "dispatched" on our ebay when we send all items, which sends you an email saying your item has been dispatched, if you log in to your ebay account and view your item it tells you when it was dispatched.

You emailed us on Sunday at 2pm, and then 3 hours later at 5pm with the same question, we are a business we do not work weekends.

Then by another 3 hours you have opened a paypal dispute!

Before opening paypal disputes it asks you a series of questions, like "have you contacted the seller?"
"Have you allowed time for the item to be delivered?"

Both of these answers are no, only 5 working days have passed since you ordered the item, and mail can take up to 14 days to be delivered (please visit royal mails website, these are their conditions)

We are sorry for the delay with your item, but we have done everything we can, once in the hands of royal mail the speed is out of our control.

So please allow the time for it to be delivered, and then if it is not delivered, we will of course sort a replacement out

thanks

Dan"

[DKnight]

oh another good one

"Good evening,
I have received my sticker today in the post. Unfortunately it has a hair stuck to the actual sticker and between the backing. Please can you let me know where we go from here as the sticker can not be used.

Many thanks and I look forward to your response.

Matt"

[DKnight]

well i have not updated this in a while, but there must have been something in the air tonight as i had some odd messages:

"Item came with no fitting instructions which resulted in me fitting
incorrectly. Please advise before I leave feedback."

i mean seriously, this is one of them moments when the internet becomes a fuel anger engine, i sent a really pleasant reply asking for more details, but seriously would you email VW this?


and then the best one of the night:


"A response would have been nice! Your comms suck.... Speaker quality control zero... binned hope you are happy!!!"


checked history never sold this guy anything, so im guessing he has got confused, either way still funny lol


and then another good one, a response to one of my emails to him:

"Hey,

Sorry for late reply,

I had a good look around the advert and cannot see any contact
info, other that your email address about half way down the
advert, just above the description of what goes into the sticker. "


Yes. That email address you see could just be the contact info you require.


ahhh it is such fun, i have stopped caring about feedback now tho, i get held to ransom so much with it, i just do not care now!