Ebay comments i have to deal with... (updated regularly lol)

Wiggy · September 30, 2009, 02:21:33 PM

Ask him to send the panel on which he has stuck it to you in exchange for the right sticker.

He sounds retarded enough to agree with that....

scotsjohn · September 30, 2009, 08:20:52 PM

You're allowed to tell customers where to get off from time to time Dan. This could well be a freebie attempt though, so ask him to send the used one back for an exchange and see how genuine he is.

vwmk3jon · October 01, 2009, 03:27:02 PM

Unless hes colourblind, hes got no excuses. Its not as though you cant damn well check before you stick it on.

As for the measurements (and wheels), what about tyres? 3 different units of measurement on them! (mm, percentage and inches iirc)

DKnight · October 12, 2009, 01:49:59 PM

and the first one of this week, quite a good one, a question about a down and out sticker

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170383197788&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:GB:1123#ht_529wt_801

and the question:

Dear brownstickers,

hi m8 am just woundering wot the stickers are and how many do u get and wot are the stickers?

- 0161lee78

again, how can i answer that? infact what is he even asking? bare in mind auction says sticker, and what they are, and colour?

no idea lol

hayesey · October 12, 2009, 02:14:01 PM

haha "wot are the stickers", how do you answer that? Like tattoos for objects not made of flesh? Little pictures you can fix to things? Thin strips of polyvinyl chloride cut into pleasing shapes with a coating of adhesive on one side?

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 03:23:23 PM

fuckin hell he is already getting abusive by email! not even 24hours since his question

"thanks for getting back to me... good comuincation....."

oh sweet good!

DMWG40 · October 13, 2009, 03:26:10 PM

i would not sell to him, he will leave you crap feedback

hayesey · October 13, 2009, 03:29:23 PM

yeah put a clause in saying "if you are unable to spell basic four letter words in the English language then please do not attempt to buy from me as requests and communication will be ignored."

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 03:46:53 PM

well i thought about that but then that just eggs the bastards on to annoy me even more

ive blocked him from bidding now lol

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 04:47:28 PM

he will probably ask why he hasnt got his stickers?

honestly how do these people get by in life...

Jezza-7 · October 13, 2009, 06:31:14 PM

DKnight, do you deal with brown stickers on ebay?

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 06:46:10 PM

deal with them? they are the "sister" company to us yeah!

Jezza-7 · October 13, 2009, 07:00:55 PM

lol oh i see. Will pm you.

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 08:48:10 PM

and his reply

"Dear brownstickers,

i asked wot are the sticker i got no repile and i am typeing in english

- 0161lee78"

DKnight · October 13, 2009, 09:38:51 PM

"Dear brownstickers,

hello theres just a sticker of a car with 3 arrows just dont understand wot it is

??

- 0161lee78"