John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest
of me life!, between the
legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.'
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other
night at the pub with
a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me about that, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to make him come.'
