I remember writing this years ago!
This is from memory tho so bear with me
The Lader's Prayer...
Our Lader which art in engine, putting cars to shame
Thy G-Smiles come when toothed belts done, on road as it is on track
Give us this day our daily boost and deliver us from blown seals, as we blow away those who race against us.
Lead us not into detonation and deliver us from tedium.
For mine is the quickest, the power and the torque for ever and ever,
Amen