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Title: qualifications
Post by: hayesey on August 14, 2009, 04:33:56 PM

these appear to be genuine:

http://web.aqa.org.uk/qual/uas/units/life.php

I especially like item number 3 of course unit 87313:


[b]demonstrated the ability to[/b]

...

3. wait until the kettle switches off;

so basically you need to demonstrate that you can stand and do nothing.

Title: Re: qualifications
Post by: supercharged spaniel on August 14, 2009, 04:56:49 PM

haaa..how the fuck did you stumble across that on aqa website?

Title: Re: qualifications
Post by: DMWG40 on August 14, 2009, 04:58:39 PM

sent that to a few mates who say that some people they know dont know how to make a tea.maybe this can help them out

Title: Re: qualifications
Post by: g40chris on August 14, 2009, 05:41:09 PM

i heard the bus one on the radio today aswel hahaha

Title: Re: qualifications
Post by: cheddarcheese on August 14, 2009, 06:01:42 PM

I want a qualification to say i know how to flick the bean so when i go clubbing i can impress some bitches.

Title: Re: qualifications
Post by: vwmk3jon on September 10, 2009, 10:03:09 PM

^^ Flickologist! Lol.

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