Alright, I got one which isn't that dirty, but full of lols. OK, So i'm 19, I had this long term GF for a while, she was pretty crazy and demanding but I put up with it (for some reason) Anyways, it started going down hill and she decided to end it - I wasn't happy with that, so i fight to get her back, get her back and like a few weeks later. she ends it. So I'm like 'ffs' So I keep turning up and ploughing her from time to time; was pretty filth (G40 is a great car to have when your running to get the gash! lol) and i bacily decided it wasn't good for us to be even see each other anymore, so i cut her off. I knew she was sleeping with (quite a few) other people at the time. I moved on as did she. Met a new bird, really great - good looking, easy to get a long with (loves my polo!) and one day I get this txt. says: 'Justin, we really need to talk about something' Now im thinking 'fuck, she IS pregnant.'
I phone her up and she is crying, all like 'just wanted to hear from you that your with someone else now...'
I was all like, wtf. you ended it six months ago and moved on before me and at that time in a pretty grim place!
anyway later on a few txts came from and were sent to her. they ended with this one:
'tell me if your ever single again cause i still plan to marry you. Have a nice life.'
Yes. Cause marriage is a good way to lure a 19 year old in. Nut. Case.
Got some filth stories too, will share them at some point! lol.