Ebay comments i have to deal with... (updated regularly lol)

[DKnight]

and todays, hot off the press

"Dear brownstickers,

i orderd this sticker on the 30.9.09 now your listing says 5-7 days so i would like to no where the hell is my sticker is this is the second one ive orderd from you lot and that took age's as well is it your company's policy to hold on to customers cash until they complain about it so will you let me am i getting my sticker or what don

- darkbagel69"

[DMWG40]

i  assume the 5-7 refers to the time you can take to post the item out.

[DKnight]

ha thats the thing, no it doesnt, where he has got 5-7 days from no idea, it says on listing item is dispatched within 2 days!

i had a user requests contact information email today from him, so emails arent getting to him, and the phone number he has supplied? doesnt work

so his email doesnt work, phone doesnt work, and address either

i sent a replacement recorded delivery, and it has not yet been delivered, so there is an issue with his address, but i cant contact him to ask lol

comical

[lance]

is it all worth it dan lol

[DKnight]

i ask myself that every day

[PeteG40]

what makes it even worse is that this ebay correspondence is the only conversation dan gets at work.

[DKnight]

had a good one today aswell


Item sale Date :27th November

Item post date: 2nd December

Todays date: 8th December

Message received today:

Can you tell me why it took you 18 days to send out my stickers?





So only 11 days have passed between now and the 27th, not to mention he is asking why it took 18 days to post, so add 2 more days for delivery, that is 20 days

Are people that retarded at simple maths now?

[hayesey]

er so you posted it out two working days after he ordered?  I don't know how you put up with these people, they'd be getting an email full of unrepeatable words from me.

[DKnight]

yeah i did, ive given up caring about feedback now, pussyfooting around people that are plain stupid, just so i hope they dont leave bad feedback, leave your bad feedback and let me make you look stupid to all lol

[tdh-syorks]

makes me wonder how he worked it out Dan, maybe when he was sat in the high chair whilst his mum was was making his spaghetti hoops the fucking retard.

[DKnight]

and another, must be a day for it

"Dear brownstickers,

hi there, your add says it is shipped within 24 hours, but i havent
recieved my sticker for a week.
i will wait for your reply before i send
negative feedback
thanks
"

Well how about you wait the 12/15 days standard mail can take, which is stated on the listing, and then email me to tell me that the item has clearly got lost, so i can dispatch a replacement.

And also bare in mind it is fuckin christmas, and post is ALWAYS slow this time of the year.

And yet again as i said above, i dont give a flying bollox about my feedback, you pay for item, i send it, jesus they piss me off!

[lance]

redo your add with massive capital bold letters on the mail crack marro

[DMWG40]

I am Surprised no one has emailed saying the sticker they have not bought yet has not turned up. :0)

[DKnight]

oh yes another good one

"Dear brownstickers,

BOUGHT THIS ITEM A WEEK AGO. NOTICED ITS STILL NOT
MARKED AS DESPATCHED ON EBAY. WHEN CAN I EXPECT TO
RECEIVE MY T SHIRT.

THANKS

BILLY

- billypug106"

[DKnight]

why is it? how can it be misleading? its only misleading if your stupid lol